It might take a little 'coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any alcohol you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day. Well, yes I am guilty of that too, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a couple of rounds of vodka ... half naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after having nightmares about me in the lethargy of drunkenness.
Just do not ask how it happened, please.
But what is really interesting is that as people go through the usual part of life in front of vein-popping stress? I mean, what the new era, like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and really works. There is room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? And I was kind of thinking that there must be something really in this thing 'mind-over-matter'.
Humor is indeed the best medicine is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so much. Despite what is happening, and for those who went though the test, it is better to just laugh while facing the problems with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One of my favorite artists of all time might be Woody Allen. Now, this is a guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with enthusiasm, even without even trying. We can talk just about anything with a man, and he has to mock the subject and you will end up laughing instead of being upset.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." Sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things involve money, but it should not take an arm and a leg for it.
2. "I think there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it is the government." 'Nuff said.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens to be one of those classics. I refer to the question about life's little problems is not so bad, until 'he' shows up.
Sure, relationships can get complicated, or have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you're talking about the heart as the heart that pumps blood throughout the body.
4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just keep asking!
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, said 'no'." It seems, 'practical', I think.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I would be home in the bath and she comes in and sink my boats." I've never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.
7. "I'm not afraid of death, I do not want to be there when it happens." If it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out my nose." It may get worse when you're guzzling on beer ... or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans." At least he did not strike us with lightning, and I am grateful for that.
And despite what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty or even thirty years, I think we all need to see things in a different light and not just perspective. I can not imagine life without any piece of wisdom that can guide us. If you are religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just get along.
And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go ... however, whenever and wherever there is.
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you dont have."
Just do not ask how it happened, please.
But what is really interesting is that as people go through the usual part of life in front of vein-popping stress? I mean, what the new era, like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and really works. There is room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? And I was kind of thinking that there must be something really in this thing 'mind-over-matter'.
Humor is indeed the best medicine is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so much. Despite what is happening, and for those who went though the test, it is better to just laugh while facing the problems with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One of my favorite artists of all time might be Woody Allen. Now, this is a guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with enthusiasm, even without even trying. We can talk just about anything with a man, and he has to mock the subject and you will end up laughing instead of being upset.
Woody Allen has this to say:
1. "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." Sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things involve money, but it should not take an arm and a leg for it.
2. "I think there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it is the government." 'Nuff said.
3. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" This happens to be one of those classics. I refer to the question about life's little problems is not so bad, until 'he' shows up.
Sure, relationships can get complicated, or have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you're talking about the heart as the heart that pumps blood throughout the body.
4. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions." And if you want more, just keep asking!
5. "A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, said 'no'." It seems, 'practical', I think.
And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to make the most of every possible scenario, and does not involve a lawsuit, if it hits a nerve.
6. "Basically my wife was immature. I would be home in the bath and she comes in and sink my boats." I've never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.
7. "I'm not afraid of death, I do not want to be there when it happens." If it rains, it pours.
8. "I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out my nose." It may get worse when you're guzzling on beer ... or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!
9. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans." At least he did not strike us with lightning, and I am grateful for that.
And despite what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty or even thirty years, I think we all need to see things in a different light and not just perspective. I can not imagine life without any piece of wisdom that can guide us. If you are religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just get along.
And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go ... however, whenever and wherever there is.
10. "The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you dont have."
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